The Real Facebook Relationship Status

i was thinking it over and came up with this map of what a person’s relationship status as listed in their facebook profile actually means in real life. Leave a comment and let me know what you think

single -> i’m not dating who you think i’m dating, and i want you to know it

in a relationship -> i’m probably in a relationship

engaged -> i’m engaged, or maybe i’m joking

married -> i’m joking, or maybe i’m married

it’s complicated -> it’s not complicated, i’m joking

open relationship -> my girlfriend and I find this funny

(blank) -> it’s complicated