Compare People Tells You How Much You Suck. Quite Often.

2008 September 17
by campo

I’m really not sure why, but I find the compare people facebook application very interesting.  I’ve had a number of friends tell me it’s pointless and stupid (I’m inclined to agree), yet I find it intriguing.  Perhaps I’ve yet to remove this app (like almost all other facebook apps) from my profile because I find the social interactions it provides unique.  That doesn’t mean however that I think the app is well run or perfect, and I have an example.

Compare People sends it’s users emails a couple times each week to update them on their rankings. The rankings compare you against others in questions such as “Who’s hotter?” or “Who’s would win in a fight?” and then give you a ranking (no real science involved) among your friends.  The emails users receive tell them what their rank is at a given time and whether that ranking as decreased or increased recently.  Much of the time user’s are not voted on for many of the questions.  While you are not voted on your friend Bob might get a positive rating for his good looks which inadvertantly bumps your rank in good looks down.  Meaning you’re likely to get a lot of emails from Compare people telling you your rankings have dropped, or in other words:  “You Suck”.

Clearly I get no love on the Compare People application, but they don't need to tell me that all the time.

Clearly I get no love on the Compare People application, but they don't need to tell me that all the time.

I happen to find it funny that an application with such a large user base continually reminds the users that they are not doing well. Perhaps compare people uses this to motivated users to utilize their service more often, or maybe they should just start sending you emails when a ranking of yours goes up.  If they did that every email from Compare People would be telling you “You’re Awesome!” which I think most users would prefer.

One Response leave one →
  1. Tom permalink
    April 1, 2009

    Totally true.
    I quite hate Compare People, its quite useless and I hate all the many many e-mails I receive from them.

    In my Weaknesses this is sometimes displayed:
    ”Naughty”.

    Now I don’t know if they mean that I’m naughty and that its one of my cons, or if its that I’m bad in that.

    Since sometimes I get this too in my weaknesses:
    ”Intelligent”.

    Anyway have a nice FaceBook time and try to enjoy all those useless applications, oh and the time wasting addictive games (HoboWars ;) .

    Ok cheers.

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